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How to clean a cat…doggy style!

Posted on : 26-07-2011 | By : Nosey Dogs | In : Jokes and Funnies, Kitty Things

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How to clean a cat…

…written by the dog!

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and leave the lid up.

3. Soothe the cat while you carry him/her towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.

Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he/she can not escape.

Caution: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his/her paws will be reaching out for any surface they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power wash and rinse, which has been proven to be quite effective.

6. Have someone ready to open the bathroom, and ensure that no one is standing between the toilet and the bathroom door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the lid.

8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run out of the bathroom, where he/she will dry him/her-self off.